If you’ve ever lingered over the auto-complete searches that pop up on Google, you’ll have noticed that people are –with the best will in the world - odd. Drivers are odd too, as these concerning searches (made by enough actual drivers to start appearing in auto-complete) can attest.
1. “My car is my lover”
Well, I’m not here to judge…
2. “The cars don’t tell me no”
This just got a little weirder…
3. “The cars always with some other guy”
Okay, we’ve officially stumbled upon something here.
Also, shout outs to the Google users who pondered whether an entire species of animal are all the same gender.
4. “Why are drivers so hard to hit?”
Two questions: why would someone Google this? And why would so many people Google it as to make it appear in auto-suggest?
5. “Driving during the commonwealth games”
We’ve checked, you should be fine.