When drivers use Google

If you’ve ever lingered over the auto-complete searches that pop up on Google, you’ll have noticed that people are –with the best will in the world - odd. Drivers are odd too, as these concerning searches (made by enough actual drivers to start appearing in auto-complete) can attest.

1. “My car is my lover”

lover

Well, I’m not here to judge…


 

2. “The cars don’t tell me no”

no

This just got a little weirder…


 

3. “The cars always with some other guy”

other guy

Okay, we’ve officially stumbled upon something here.

Also, shout outs to the Google users who pondered whether an entire species of animal are all the same gender.


 

4. “Why are drivers so hard to hit?”

hard to hit

Two questions: why would someone Google this? And why would so many people Google it as to make it appear in auto-suggest?


 

5. “Driving during the commonwealth games”

commonwealth

We’ve checked, you should be fine.


 

6. “Diesel is for unbelievers electricity is wrong.”

diesel

NO TIME FOR GRAMMAR OR PUNCTUATION, SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS.


 

7. “Does driving get less scary”

scary

Does anyone else not want to be on the road with this nervous wreck?


 

8. “Where did I park my car oh no”

oh no

I’m not sure what kind of solution these people think Google is going to offer.


 

9. “My engine sounds like popcorn”

popcorn

S…silent?


 

10. “My wheels are spinning”

spinning

It’s a fundamental part of having the vehicle move, sir.


 

11. “My car is covered in flies”

flies

I’ve seen this before. Consult The Amityville Horror for guidance.


 

12. “Why is my car covered in wasps”

wasps

It’s a good question.


 

13. “Is my car male or female”

gender

Presented without comment.


 

13. “Driving is not for everyone”

not for everyone

You said it, Googlers.

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