I'll start by saying I'm an Abbey National customer because I used to work for them, and liked the company. I'm a Santander shareholder.
As a company they're dying on their feet.
My debit card expired on 1st November. I noticed on 27 October that I hadn't had the replacement. So I phoned them. They blamed the post strikes.
OK.
New card ordered, no problem, except that the young man I spoke to had all the traditional problems of call centre agents on the Indian sub-continent - arrogant, no empathy and responding to any questions with an air of injured pride. (I've just spent 18 months analyzing customer satisfaction surveys for a multi national call centre company - I know what I'm talking about...)
Card didn't turn up. So I phoned again - but it's been sent sir... 'I'm not denying that, but it hasn't arrived.' 'There's nothing we can do about that sir...'
Time passes - I phone the lost and stolen section - Abbey have never yet apologized for my having no money last Christmas a a result of how long it took them to resolve a problem over my card being cloned but I learned then that they usually responded to queries via lost and stolen more effectively.
Young man somewhere in Scotland responds politely and explains that they've moved all their systems to a new platform that is supposed to improve CRM. In the process they've changed my address back to my old address from 7 years ago, and marked it unconfirmed, meaning no mail will go out.
He can't fix this - I'm not the only one this has happened to, but he can only fill in a data correction form and send that to someone who can fix it and then order my new card.
Time moves on another ten days - no card. Phone India and get an idiot who tells me that if he can't find any record of my previous calls on his system then they can't have happened. Call High Level Complaints in UK who admit to the systems problem, promise to fix the data problem and order new card. After some discussion they offer me £30 on a non liability basis as a goodwill gesture to cover the cost of my calls. I tell them I'll gladly take the £30 to cover the cost of my calls but I want separate compensation for the loss of service. 'That's above my level sir - it'll take eight weeks to sort out.' So I say OK, I can wait so long as I get my card.
Seven days later? No card. Phone India. No joy. Agent hangs up on me after 11 minutes of him telling me that my card was sent out in October and he has no record of any of my other calls. Yesterday I finally speak to someone in complaints who confirms that yes the address problem is fixed, but no my card hasn't been ordered and he can't explain why, He's got a note of my complaint and he'll add this problem to the list.
How can a bank who used to have great customer service have fallen so low?
How can they have engaged in such a badly managed change of platforms?