RJS - You're most welcome glad to be of assistance -- Good luck.

hash -- I detected tomfoolery from the start and was not even ruffled by the light hearted comments, I used to deal with that on a regular basis.....as for what I do. .....Hmmm well that information is a need to know basis but if you read my post again it does mention the word retired.

hash - I really hope you stick around and contribute whatever you feel able to, it's great when you can help out someone who's daily life is that full of stress they don't know what to do or where to go....at the end of the day we are all people just trying to lead a happy normal short life.

We also need your humour so stick around. No offence whatsoever taken. !

Sell 'em for more that you buy 'em.

I am not a car dealer and so please don't shoot me down if this is wrong....

Hi - hash - Jeeves here again, my master conmankiller has gone out for a early evening dinner appointment in his Lamborghini with his beautiful girlfriend associate. Afterwards he will be following on and partaking in a early evening session in the Casino, to see if he can actually manage to lose some of the vast ridiculous wealth he has created during his very short but otherwise extremely lucrative career helping other people.

I spoke to him briefly, his time is very precious as you already appreciate.....however he informed me that it is he who actually hired the website.

I hope this will help to allay any concerns you may have over my employer.

Regards, Jeeves (PA)

Hi hash - CMK himself here this time, sorry but my extremely demanding schedule helping other people today has really limited the amount of spare time I have available to respond. However, if you would like to enter the co-ordinates SW1A 1AA into Google Earth for prior inspection, then additionally pop them into your helicopter's Tom-Tom and fly to my occasional holiday retreat....Never mind the reputation of the other residents within the complex, they are merely renters and a few squatters.

Simply land on the Heli-pad in the centre forecourt from there you will be escorted to my quarters by security, where you shall initially witness my brutal workout out in my gymnasium......when you see the sheer size of my Six packs you will be more than pleasantly suprised at just how much more of a man I am (Adonis, heat your heart out).... than you were probably expecting. !

RSVP