Take out some UK and Irish breakdown cover just in case he is telling the truth and the car will not start and run, then go unannounced across to Ireland armed with the spare keys (order one if he took both) and borrow it back in the early hours of the morning, take all your documents V5 etc.. in case he wakes up & the authorities are called.
If it only drives a short distance and breaks down before getting you back to the ferry, then ring the breakdown company to get you onto the ferry and hopefully home.....no more Mrs. Nice Girl. : -- )