conmankiller:

Graeme - I dare you to stand outside the grounds of a proper club like, "Old Trafford" on a match day, with a begging bowl and placard asking for contributions. : --- )

CMK,

Old Trafford.......Ahhh, knew you was a sound geezer

Graeme,

Your fiance popped in the Winchester tonight, Dave told her you your membership expired last month...