You have to admit though Testy, that you just hate Apple anyway so its hardly likely to be objective feedback is it! Try using an iPhone for a few days then see if it changes your mind, before simply jumping on the rather tiresome Apple Bashing bandwagon!
From my point of view, I dont have one, but will probably upgrade to one in the future chance permitting. I had the pleasure of using my Brother's GFs iPhone when in London last, and I was very impressed with it.